Alannah Bridges: An assassin with a jet turbine for a brain, who can hover around with no legs.

Amygda Monks: Creatures of great wisdom and intelligence that seek to vanish into nirvana.

Apollo: A grouchy assassin with control over fire.

Archivists: Peaceful creatures that seek to store information on all living things and moments in history; from a Facebook post to World War II.

Armageddon Sphinx: One of the three Time Drakes, the keepers of destiny.

Sonny Previn: A demon from hell who advertises art events.

Bobby K: The coolest drug dealer in Titan-7.

Bug Simpson - Alternates 1

Bug Simpson - Alternates 2

Bug Simpson: A gunslinging adventurer-for-hire, a creature with alcohol for blood.

Carcosan Legion: A beast from the dimension of Carcosa.

General Spogdar: Leader of the dwarf guardians and keeper of the Lindwurm.

Coleman: A vampire assassin and member of the Night Terrors who sounds like Werner Herzog.

Coochie Kid: He just wants more episodes of Coochie, bro.

Kawaguchi F-7 AKA "Coochie": Bug and Compton's first ship.

Cy-bitch: Just a bitch.

Dabbler Powell: Enforcer at the Holy Snatch Nightclub and wielder of Demon Sword Victor.

Debbie (transformed): A terrifying monster who can transform into a very attractive woman.

Debbie: An attractive woman who can transform into a terrifying monster.

Deputy Lance: An lazy fucking cop on her way to get fired.

Dog Police: The only form of police.

Dr. Jessica Foley: A runaway scientist who stole the Beast in order to protect it.

Dummies: Criminals in Titan-7 who crossed the line and were turned into mindless slaves by their superiors.

Evelyn Dutch w/ Toku-Droid: The armless leader of a deadly militia, with her massive Toku-Droid mech.

Dwight Granger the Business Cat: A business cat.

Edison Langley: A living tornado.

Edward Compton - Development

Edward Compton: An undead warrior-for-hire with a penchant for getting into trouble.

Feldman: A good dummy.

Fever Hernandez: The only supplier of the psychedelic designer drug known as Eggnog and a deadly crime-lord.

Fly-ote: A kaiju sized beast that eats human flesh, but communicates in an ancient forgotten language.

Freya Fassbender-Lee: A monster slayer and former member of the Bristol Boys; a brief roommate of Bug and Compton.

Gallows: A grouchy member of the Night Terrors with control over lightning.

Garlock: A real mean son-of-a-bitch that's who, BABY!

Gideon Saxx - transformed: A cut character, a deranged writer who becomes THIS big motherfucker.

Gideon Saxx: A cut character; a deranged writer with a grudge against Bug and Compton.

Girlface: One of the Titan-7 crime lords; an evil sex fiend with a liking for date rape.

Grendel Gorbachev: A mutant enforcer.

Harry Dean: Rest in peace.

Hips: A cold, intuitive assassin with a massive laser, probably the smartest member of the Night Terrors.

Hoboraptor: A violent schizophrenic beast that converts alcohol into acid bombs and has a knack for squatting in ships.

Prostitutes: Ginger, Ruva, Codswallop, Zann and Pinky.

Jackal Trooper: Members of Evelyn Dutch's death/meth squad.

James Woods Vampire Hunter: A vampire hunter and actor James Woods.

Jemima "Jem" Potemkin: One of the Titan-7 crime lords and Fever Hernandez's #1 rival. Known to be a friendzoning bitch.

Jenny Greenteeth: A lake-dwelling monster that eats children and likes tacos.

Jodine Alejandra Rodriguez: A cut character; intended to be a protege for Bug and Compton who would take their place in their eventual death.

Johnny Depths: An underwater DJ.

Judah Johansson: A fuckin' idiot.

Keane Falls-On-Grass: A really sweet old Shawnee gravekeeper that tells stories.

Kibu Simp: A sexually marginalised member of the all-male, all-frail Kibu race.

Kibu Slave: A sexually marginalised member of the all-male, all-frail Kibu race with a job.

Lucy Smith: A racist little girl.

Klansman: A member of the Gary, Indiana chapter of the KKK.

Lady Lucha: A luchador cop.

Laser Cat: One of the three Time Drakes, keepers of destiny.

Liam Cunterjaw: A mutant assassin and property destruction specialist.

Lipsy and Toothner: Two vampires from the pilot episode of Coochie.

Lu Coyote: A prostitute cannibal detective, first of her kind.

Lucky Chang: A detective with an unparalleled sense of timing.

Magic Boxer Stone: A man with a magic punch.

Master Vampire: The main antagonist of the pilot episode.

Clerk: A chronic masturbator.

Matilda Shackleton aka Hecate: The goddess Hecate who comes to Earth every 100 years to celebrate as a mortal.

Mordred the Friendly Dragon: One of the three Time Drakes, keepers of destiny.

Morgan Pep: An invincible wizard who takes no thot.

Moth Thompson: Bug Simpson's distant cousin.

Mrs Sakura Compton: Compton's wife.

Rama Singh: The brutal enforcer of Fever Hernandez's drug syndicate.

Rat Mutant: A parasite that stalks the insides of ships.

Red Perry: A wanted criminal and ex-girlfriend of Bug Simpson.

Rubin: A quest contractor who sends Bug and Compton on quests.

Sangre: An extremely powerful and aggressive blood-mage who can absorb and manipulate blood into deadly constructs. The most powerful member of the Night Terrors.

Sea Bat: A TED talker.

Senor Bueno: A shit-stirring monster and barfly at the Holy Snatch.

Shell-O: A pathetic member of the Bristol Boys.

Sheriff Lennon: A lazy motherfucker.

Shirime: A little monster that hangs around in the dumpster.

Selena: The most beautiful and sought after escort in all of Titan-7.

Strigoi: A member of the Night Terrors who can summon spells from a dimension called the Shadow Between Shadows with her magic crystal and guitar.

Tanuki: BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE

The Beast: A fungal infection that possesses a host and turns them into a deadly monster that protects women.

The Black Surgeon aka The Black Chopper: An unrelenting, murderous being who can be summoned by simply touching an ominous red phone.

The Black Surgeon (exposed): The true form of the Black Surgeon and the ultimate nightmare for people that hate knives and telephones.

The Grand Dragon: A skilled martial artist and even more skilled racist. Leader of the Gary, Indiana KKK.

The Zodiac Killer: An evil supervillain who plots world domination.

The Thousand Dollar Lapdance: Girlfrace's ship, jacked by Bug and Compton.

Tiger-Kimberly Campbellsoup AKA Tiger Cooley: A deceptively intelligent mute cyclops.

Timmy Porno: A psychic and telekinetic who tosses around good advice.

Toastface: Leader of the Bristol Boys and big time monster slayer.

Torquid: Muscle from the Bristol Boys as well as their voice of reason. Secretly a hive of bees that walk around in a man's body.

Usain Bolt - Cross Species Genetics: An Olympic runner who went insane with cross-species genetics to increase his speed. He went mad after combining his DNA with a Jersey Devil.

Pureborn Vampire: A tank-bred vampire born from a test tube.

Count Fritz Carlton: A vampire lord who wishes to take over the world with his army of science-born vampires.

Viola Anderson: Leader of the Night Terrors and shrewd businesswoman; who somehow weaseled her way into leadership through a series of inconvenient loopholes.

Water Moccasin: A gangster with a microwave for a head.

Wendell the Ghoul: A ghoul who takes odd jobs.

Weredogs: It's DOG NIGHT FRIDAY BABY!!! WHOOP WHOOP!!!

White Death: Coochie's intended main antagonist; whose storylines were left ambiguously unresolved because she was too competent of a character to have a place in Coochie.

Zack the Pizza Man: A standup comedian.